Janbalaya

A Southern Girl Trying to Make a Difference in Sin City

1. Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:
Jan needs 7 millimeters of a 55% solution.
Reaction: Math makes my brain hurt.

2. Type in “[your name] wants” in the Google search:
Jan wants to buy 3 yards of fabric at $3.58 per yard for a blouse.
Reaction: I don’t sew.

3. Type in “[your name] is” in the Google search:
Jan is a talented teacher.
Reaction: I would like to think so.

4. Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:
Jan looks like the crypt keeper.
Reaction:  I beg your pardon.

5. Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:
Jan does 2015.
Reaction: For a few more weeks.  Heh.

6. Type in “[your name] likes” in the Google search:
Jan Likes is on Facebook.
Reaction: That’s a weird last name.

7. Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:
Jan Hates Herself 
Reaction: This makes me sad … especially since she hasn’t posted since 2013.

8. Type in “[your name] goes” or “..has gone” in Google search:
Jan Goes Obituary
Reaction: Morbid.

9. Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:
Jan loves to craft
Reaction: I do … so many ideas, so little time.

10. Type in “[your name] says” in the Google search
Jane Says
Reaction: I might not love that Google autocorrected to Jane (rolls eyes), but Jane’s Addiction is still awesome.

11. Type in “[your name] eats” in Google search:
Jan Eats Shit.
Reaction: That would totally be me if I attempted to do anything in snow.

12. Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:
Jan has 35 teaspoons of chocolate.
Reaction: I’m making a crapton of hot cocoa.

13. Type in “[your name] makes” in Google search:
Jan makes a drink.
Reaction: Duh.

14. Type in “[your name] can” in the Google search:
Jan can cook.
Reaction: All Southern girls can.

15. Type in “[your name] will” in Google search:
Jan will you be my girlfriend
Reaction: George Clooney, is that you?

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3 thoughts on “Ask Google

  1. HotFish says:

    Clooney is too old. What is Chris Hemsworth up to these days?

  2. nearlywes says:

    Number 4 got me XD I BEG YOUR PARDON!

  3. Kwizgiver says:

    Must boost this! Too fun!

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