Janbalaya

A Southern Girl Trying to Make a Difference in Sin City

Things I want to punch in the face today:

1. My uterus … Although I am confident it staged a coup d’état and is already retreating out of my body.

2. My husband …

Me: I want some ice cream.

Him: I cooked supper, and I’m not going out.

Me (moaning):  Please.

Him (looking in freezer): Do you want the rest of my Cherry Garcia?

Me: You know that’s not my favorite.

Him (still looking in the freezer): You want some Frosty Paws?

Should I kill him now or later?

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One thought on “Everything Hurts And I’m Dying

  1. saintseester says:

    My uterus tried to kill me a few years ago, so I terminated its existance.

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