A Southern Girl Trying to Make a Difference in Sin City

If I were a month, I’d be November.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday.
If I were a planet, I’d be Uranus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin.
If I were a direction, I’d be south.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a fainting couch.
If I were a liquid, I’d be red wine.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be amethyst.
If I were a tree, I’d be an elm.
If I were a flower, I’d be an iris.
If I were a color, I’d be aubergine.
If I were an emotion, I’d be anticipation.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a wild blackberry.
If I were a sound, I’d be laughter.
If I were an element, I’d be air.
If I were a food, I’d be gumbo or jambalaya.
If I were a place, I’d be the road less traveled by.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like Louisiana Hot Sauce.
If I were a scent, I’d be fresh linen.
If I were an animal, I’d be an elephant.
If I were an object, I’d be a fleur de lis on a building in Paris.
If I were a body part, I’d be a breart (brain + heart).
If I were a song, I’d be “Stronger” by Kelly Clarkson or “You Gotta Be” by Des’ree.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be peep toe heels or slingbacks.



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