Who Is This Psycho Hose Beast?

My name is Jan.  Just Jan, not Jane.  Jane without an E.  Only I am not your average Jane.

Sassy, classy, and a lil bad ass-y.  Reader of banned books.  Cajun Vegan.  Born on the Bayou but Sin City bred.  Who Dat.  Daughter.  Sister.  Aunt.  Wife.  Other mother.  Lover of words.  Tattooed freak. Procrastinator perfectionist.  Prone to cultish behavior.  Minion to two Boston Terrorists also known as the Holy Terrors.  Foodie.  Wineaux.  Believer in the supernatural.  Nap enthusiast.  Coffee lover.  Writer.  Photographer.  Educator.  English teacher turned School Administrator. Occasional do-gooder.  Lifelong learner. Open-minded.  Idealist.  Straight but not narrow.  Know-it-all.  Brutally honest but loyal to a fault.  Deep thinker.  Risk-taker.  Rule breaker.  Troublemaker.  Problem solver.  Old soul.  Work in progress.

Two guidelines:  1.  Please don’t hate me because of my superior intellect and sarcastic attitude.  2.  Don’t make me go voodoo.

Throw Me Something, Mr.

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