I believe that someone should buy me tickets for next week’s game. We could call it an early birthday, Valentine’s, anniversary, and Christmas present. Come on, worshipers, you know you don’t want the psycho hose beast to go voodoo.
Honestly, I would settle for some boiled crawfish and a king cake, but a lifelong Who Dat getting to see her first in person Saints game (and a playoff game at that) would be priceless.
Well, I would if I could. In the meantime, I just would be happy to march in with the Super Bowl XLIV Champs … the New Orleans Saints. Sweet Breesus, I love the sound of that.
We are traveling in the footsteps
Of those who’ve gone before
But we’ll all be reunited (but if we stand reunited)
On a new and sunlit shore (then a new world is in store)
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity, Peyton,” said God. “This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.”
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New Orleans Saints towel.
Peyton looked at God and said, “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question.
I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame.”
God said, “So, what’s your point Peyton?”
“Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?”
God chuckled and said, “Peyton, that’s not Drew’s house, it’s mine.”
1. I pledge allegiance to The Saints, and to the great city of New Orleans; and to The Super Bowl, for which we will win; One city, below sea level, under God; with Mardi Gras & alcohol for all!
2. Notice to my boss: If the Saints win, I’m not coming in on Monday.