Stay in your hula hoop space.
Keep your body parts to yourself. Keep your tongue in your mouth. Cover your cough and sneeze. Be in control of your body.
Please stay in your hula hoop space at all times.
If you leave your hula hoop space, I guarantee that I will go voodoo on your ass.
That means you will get The Crud That Is Going Around too.
Please and thank you in advance.
The Psycho Hose Beast
It is a new month, but I am already crying uncle. I have been convinced for the past two days that I have the plague. Seriously. What started as a nasty headache quickly morphed into fever, chills, general malaise, body aches, nausea, cough, difficulty breathing, and chest pains. Fortunately, I was able to get into my regular doctor for an appointment today. Her diagnosis: ”You have the crud that’s going around. You probably should stay home and rest, or you will never get over it.” My response:
“I want the purple stuff.” ”Can I at least get some good cough medicine?”
In short, I am off work at least one more day, have narcotic cough medicine, and a wicked smile on my face. The month of May is off to a better start after all.