Your presence is requested at Jane without an E. It is sure to be a fanfuckingtastic summer, and I would be thrilled if you would give me the honor to win you over again with my superior intellect and sarcastic attitude. I plan to write every day, but I hope you will be satisfied with four or five entries per week. Please plan to visit often and comment regularly, and I will promise to do my best to respond in kind on your blogs. I do not intend to call you out on lurking, but I do know when you have been here or not. Don’t make me go voodoo on all y’all’s asses. With that said, I hope you can spend a little time reading through my archives (I plan to import my I Read Banned Books entries on this blog later this week.), catching up on why you should be worshiping me, and telling all your friends you are riding my bus to hell. Please bring your own beverages, as I will not be sharing any of mine.
The Only And Only Psycho Hose Beast
P.S. This post is a meaningless formality.