Hell Hath No Fury Like a Cajun Scorned

The Cajun people are resolute in their love and worship of the crawfish.

Look at this motherfuckin' crawfish, bitches!

Marinate on this one. If a woman hires someone to kill her estranged husband  and his new girlfriend, it is acceptable; she can just rest at home for three years. On the other hand, if a man steals crawfish, he can bet his thieving ass that he will sit in a jail cell for two years.

Even without me, there is never a dull moment in my hometown, folks.

I Would Give My Left Nut to Be in the Quarter Right Now

Well, I would if I could.  In the meantime, I just would be happy to march in with the Super Bowl XLIV Champs … the New Orleans Saints.  Sweet Breesus, I love the sound of that.

We are traveling in the footsteps

Of those who’ve gone before

But we’ll all be reunited (but if we stand reunited)

On a new and sunlit shore (then a new world is in store)

Oh when the Saints go marching in

When the Saints go marching in

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

And when the sun refuse (begins) to shine

And when the sun refuse (begins) to shine

Oh lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

When the moon turns red with blood

When the moon turns red with blood

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

On that hallelujah day

On that hallelujah day

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

Oh when the trumpet sounds the call

Oh when the trumpet sounds the call

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

Some say this world of trouble

Is the only one we need

But I’m waiting for that morning

When the new world is revealed

When the revelation (revolution) comes

When the revelation (revolution) comes

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

When the rich go out and work

When the rich go out and work

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

When the air is pure and clean

When the air is pure and clean

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

When we all have food to eat

When we all have food to eat

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

When our leaders learn to cry

When our leaders learn to cry

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

Who Dat House

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity, Peyton,” said God. “This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.”

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New Orleans Saints towel.

Peyton looked at God and said, “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question.

I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame.”

God said, “So, what’s your point Peyton?”

“Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?”

God chuckled and said, “Peyton, that’s not Drew’s house, it’s mine.”

Saintsational

1.  I pledge allegiance to The Saints, and to the great city of New Orleans; and to The Super Bowl, for which we will win; One city, below sea level, under God; with Mardi Gras & alcohol for all!

2.  Notice to my boss:  If the Saints win, I’m not coming in on Monday.

3.  Bobby Hebert does the stanky leg.

4.  What It Means to be a Saints Fan

5.  Who Dat?!:  Songs for the New Orleans Saints

6.  A Saintly Conversation

7.  Dear Miami

8.  Who dat say we can’t print dat?

9.  Saints inspire cancer survivor

10.  Follow the New Orleans Saints on Twitter!

11.  Who Dat origins

12.  Get to know Gumbo the Dog

13.  Support a Saints Foundation.

Food for the Soul

I was born a poor black child.  I remember the days, sittin’ on the porch with my family, singin’ and dancin’ down in Mississippi.

What?

I might as well have been because I love me some soul food.

Boog and I went to Las Vegas’ own M & M Soul Food Cafe for a late lunch today.  Let’s just say that they “satisfied my appetite … while soothing my soul.”

Looka for yourself.

smothered fried chicken wangs

Mac & cheese, BEP, and yams

liver and onions

Smothered pork chop

Oh, yes, we did eat it all … along with some cornbread pancakes and sweet tea.  We did not manage to get the desserts down until much later at home.  Yes, of course, we had sweet potato pie and peach cobbler.

Now, someone hand me the antacid because I have some wicked heartburn.

A Who Dat’s Prayer

Drew Brees, who art in New Orleans, hallowed be thy name.

Thy bowl will come, it will be won, in Miami as it is in the Dome.

Give us this Sunday, our weekly win. Give us touchdown passes,

but do not let others pass against us. Lead us not into frustration,

but deliver us to the Super Bowl!

AMEN!!!!!!!!!

Be a Saints Fan

Some of us have been Who Dats long enough to remember this great song and to believe.   Oh, yes, I believe.  I have believed for a long time.  Why?  Because “we’ve been down too long, too many years.  We must resume the fight, continue to persevere…”

GEAUX SAINTS!