We Got Spirit. Yes, We Do.

The faculty at school has three spirit days next week … morale booster type of thing.  The students will likely be very entertained by the shenanigans.  First up will be 80′s Day.  Considering I lived through and survived the 80′s, I am not worried in the least about this one.  Do they still make Aqua Net?  Where are my hot rollers?  The second day will be devoted to crazy hair.  I have a couple of ideas for this one that I will keep secret for a GPOY post, but I am open to suggestions.  And, last but certainly not least, will be Dress Like a Student Day.  Yes, you read that correctly.  This is the one I need your help with because I refuse to dress like a hooker.  Does anyone know where I can get me one of these?