I know you are silently judging me. Psst. She’s blogging again. There must be some bloggy conference this week. Yeah, I know. Whatever it takes to get the mojo flowing works for me. She’s just going to put up some psycho hose beast crap to make it look like she’s suddenly inspired or something. Actually, it is Homecoming Week, and I really do not have time for this blogging, writing, inspiring others thing. However, I figured I better at least try to look like I blog a few days in a row on occasion. Besides I have a theme this week … see catchy title above. Bwhahahahahaha. She’s channeling her country girl. Actually, our homecoming theme is Cadillac Ranch. Yes, like the brothel. Who approved that theme? It must have something to do with our bovine-esque mascot and not the fact that prostitution is legal in some areas of our great state of Nevada. Oh, and speaking of prostitution, look at this Miley make-under.
I digress, but I am so easily distracted by so much (as evidenced by lack of posts on this blog). Well, you know what folks say … you can take the girl out of the country but you can’t take the country out of the girl. I believe there is a little country in all of us. Embrace your inner y’all, all y’all. With that said, I will be wearing my invisible crown and ass-kicking boots all week.