Stay in your hula hoop space.
Keep your body parts to yourself. Keep your tongue in your mouth. Cover your cough and sneeze. Be in control of your body.
Please stay in your hula hoop space at all times.
If you leave your hula hoop space, I guarantee that I will go voodoo on your ass.
That means you will get The Crud That Is Going Around too.
Please and thank you in advance.
The Psycho Hose Beast