If I had not participated in this conversation after school today, I would strongly object that it had happened.

Male student:  Are you going to miss me when I move to Cincinnati?

Female student:  Totally.  I won’t be able to visit you there.

Male student:  Why can’t you come to Ohio?

Female student:  My parents would never let me go there.  It’s in another country.

Male student:  You’re joking, right?

Female student:  What do you mean?

Male student (who turns to me for help):  Please tell her, Miss.

Me:  I think he just broke up with you.