If I had not participated in this conversation after school today, I would strongly object that it had happened.
Male student: Are you going to miss me when I move to Cincinnati?
Female student: Totally. I won’t be able to visit you there.
Male student: Why can’t you come to Ohio?
Female student: My parents would never let me go there. It’s in another country.
Male student: You’re joking, right?
Female student: What do you mean?
Male student (who turns to me for help): Please tell her, Miss.
Me: I think he just broke up with you.