heh – you are plotting obtain large amounts of prozac and setting up a blending machine in your basement to mix it with the worse than generic Smith’s coffee grinds so you can stock the school up with happy juice for the coming year.
sadly, you fail to realize that a: most of those folks already have exceeded the daily recommended allowance of pharmacopia and have too high a tolerance for your mix to work or b:they will become *happy* which in combination with their their inability to deal with common sense completely negates the almost insiginificant pity factor that comes with the sad and pathetically stupid combinaiton.
You are planning to release a series of novels that are laced with psychotropic drugs which allow people to actually experience the events described therein, and create an addiction compelling people to buy the entire series, available by subscription for $29.99 each.
hmmmmmm…..not quite sure but I’m excited to find out what the heck it is. You never disappoint!
heh – you are plotting obtain large amounts of prozac and setting up a blending machine in your basement to mix it with the worse than generic Smith’s coffee grinds so you can stock the school up with happy juice for the coming year.
sadly, you fail to realize that a: most of those folks already have exceeded the daily recommended allowance of pharmacopia and have too high a tolerance for your mix to work or b:they will become *happy* which in combination with their their inability to deal with common sense completely negates the almost insiginificant pity factor that comes with the sad and pathetically stupid combinaiton.
Ooooh. A mystery. I love a mystery.
You are planning to release a series of novels that are laced with psychotropic drugs which allow people to actually experience the events described therein, and create an addiction compelling people to buy the entire series, available by subscription for $29.99 each.
(Ginsu knives sold separately.)
I love this blog. Truer words were never spoken. Thanks for making me laugh!