(appropriated from Kwizgiver)
What type of day are you having? In the words of the spiritual, Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen.
Was there anyone who “made your day”? I literally LMAO at the ditsy girl who asked me if Connecticut was in southern Canada.
Are you liking how you look today? It’s exhausting being fucking fabulous.
Do you have anyone crushing on you? Women are natural leaders. You are following one now.
Have you ever eaten a bug? Accidentally ate a stink bug once … It tasted like a stink bug.
Are you vegetarian? No, and I am not a vegan either. Insert eye roll for the ignorant.
When was the last time you kissed someone? My friend’s 15 month old gave me honi honi at the basketball game today.
Have you ever had something stuck between your teeth, but no one decided to tell you? Probably. I had a spinach omelet on Saturday. This would have totally amused Boog.
Are you a mother or a father? I’m an “other mother.”
When was your last paycheck? I need more money and power and less shit from The Man.
How many pets do you have? 5 – Two Holy Terrors and Three Beotches
What kind of toothpaste do you use? It’s always Crest.
Are you closer to being rich or poor? Why is “Rich Girl” now stuck in my head?
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Too many pillows and furkids for that
What was the last gift someone gave you? I received a basketball spirit t-shirt from one of my teachers at work today.
Do you appreciate that person? Yes, she’s dedicated and true to the education profession.
Did you talk to anyone you didn’t like today? I talked to an asshat parent who told me he was “straight outta Compton.” I resisted the urge to ask him if he was Ice Cube’s cousin too.
Do you like picnics? Only if there are no bugs
What book are you currently reading? In the Woods by Tana French
What song did you last listen to? “Imma Be” in the car on the way home
What movie is in your DVD player? None, I hate when they aren’t put back into their cases.
How many windows are open in your computer? 5 tabs + TweetDeck
Are you a very stressed out person? It’s been a long week already, and it’s only Monday.